Photo by Elizabeth Cooper
Yesterday was crazy busy, I call it a Type ‘A’ Day when I Do All The Things.
So when I finally lay down in bed it felt like a touchdown.
“Yes, she’s in bed! The crowd goes wild.”
My body relaxed into the mattress, and bliss washed over me. My eyes fluttered closed. And I’m sure a beam of moonlight fell upon my porcelain skin.
Everything was perfect.
Then I had to pee, again. I tried to ignore it, but alas my moment of perfection was over.
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A friend has become a psychiatric nurse, this means he has a prescription pad. Now he would NEVER do anything illegal with it, and I know this.
BUT for some reason just knowing someone with a prescription pad makes me feel like I am one step closer to having a nefarious life.
Like if something happened and I was on the run from the law I could get meds from him and stay hidden from ‘the man.’
Now I just need to meet a sex worker, assassin for hire, and a slightly unstable scientist.
Do you have someone in your life who is an unknowing part of your evil plans?
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I spent the entire movie watching the chemistry between Darcy and Thor. There she was her curvaceous sexy self being funny and snarky and he was totally entranced.
Yeah, sure Jane was there, but she was boring. She and Thor had no chemistry, and she just doesn’t look like the wife for a Viking god.
No. Thor needs a full-figured woman to satisfy his muscular god body. An intelligent woman to protect him from Loki’s tricks. A woman who won’t put up with his shit and let him act like a spoiled prince of Asgard. He needs Darcy.
Honestly I was so shipping Darcy and Thor that when he kissed Jane I was all “WTF? Rod, what is this shit why is he cheating on Darcy?”
Photo by Ed Van-West Garcia
Seriously I didn’t see it coming.
Rod just shook his head. “I’m sorry but she’s the lead actress.”
“No, Darcy is so much better for him.”
“I agree.” Hubby is a wise man.
It took me forever before I was willing to watch Thor 2 because I still wanted Thor and Darcy to get together.
Thank goodness for fan fiction so I can get my Darcy/Thor fix.
What couples have had you wondering what happened ? Which ones have had you just shaking your head and wondering what the writer was thinking?
I no longer post New Year’s resolutions, as the Universe seems to take that as a list of how to mess with me. I do have goals, which I won’t share because the Universe is watching.
However, I just saw to great posts I want to share on dieting vs health. So many of us are planning on dieting, or getting healthy this year, but if you aren’t careful you can make things worse.
So please check out this Ted Talk video. Watch the whole thing. If you stop half way through, you’ll get depressed.
And this amazing post by my friend August on focusing on health and joy.
I hope 2015 is a great year for you all! And good luck on all your goals and resolutions!