I’m Invisible My Daughter Can Now Date

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Concealment Shorts, a must have. Photo by Optics Planet

Concealment Shorts, a must have.
Photo by Optics Planet


There is a new kit from Optics Planet, the Invisible Man kit. They say it is great for hunting, hide-n-seek and dating. But I think they are missing a valuable marketing tool, although it would make for a truly epic game of hide-n-seek.

I saw this kit and the first thought I had was Thank goodness. I can now hide from my children while still keeping an eye on them.

Just pop on that ghillie suit and you can watch the kids play in the backyard and eat your favorite treat without children trying to steal any. Oh, yes, I thought this is truly a brilliant idea, and then hubby came home, saw the kit and said. “Okay, Tala can date now.”

“Um, what?”

“Well now I can ‘watch’ her and the boy on dates, so she’ll be safe.”

I looked at the kit and smiled, oh yes.

Look at all the goodies. Photo by Optics Planet

Look at all the goodies.
Photo by Optics Planet

Ghillie suit for instant camouflage—woodland and snow!

A tactical vest to carry all your equipment.

Pro ears to make sure that boy is speaking kindly to our daughter.

Binoculars, night-vision and thermal scopes. You will see them anywhere!

And of course, in case the boy is stupid and didn’t take your threat—um, friendly warning—seriously, a knife and shovel.
Oh there is so much more to this kit, the possibilities are endless.

Don’t worry, I hear your cries. Yes, it’s true supernatural boys are all the rage these days, and yes, a werewolf, shape shifter, or vampire could detect a normal person’s presence. But you won’t be a normal person—you’ve chosen to buy the Invisible Man kit, and they have thought of everything!

Even more goodies. Photo By Optics Planet

Even more goodies.
Photo By Optics Planet

This preternatural boy won’t be able to smell you as you monitor the safety of your daughter because the Invisible Man Kit comes with four—yes four—different scents: skunk, cougar, white-tail deer, and boar! (Please don’t use animal scents on the full moon around werewolf boyfriends.)

What about your own scent? They have that covered, too. The Port-A-P hunting urinal seals so tightly that sensitive noses won’t sniff out your presence no matter how long you perch in that tree watching the den of sin. Or as your daughter said, “Relax. It’s just a party. I’m sure his parents will be there somewhere.” Never rely on other parents again! With the Invisible Man kit you can make sure your daughter is safe. It won’t matter if she’s dating a tattooed drummer or a hundred-year-old vampire, you will be there!

For more ideas watch the Invisible Man video.

What is your favorite part of the Invisible Man kit? How would you use it?

For only $20,000 I’m expecting one for Christmas, and hopefully hubby will splurge and go for the $20,009.99 kit so I can also get the hat!

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10 responses »

  1. When I was much younger, the invisibility fantasy was a lot of fun. Sneaking into movies, concerts, and other events held a lot of appeal. Now that I’m a mature woman with some extra pounds, wrinkles, and grey hairs, I have achieved invisibility, at least where young retail clerks are concerned. I can walk around an electronics store in the market for a high-end laptop and find that no one can see or hear me. I have gone through checkout lines having this conversation with my friend, and the clerk completely ignores me except for the mechanical transaction of ringing up the sale. It’s not as much fun as I thought is would be. Haven’t tried the sneaking into movies, but I bet I could if I wanted to. I’m invisible. The upside is that I’m invisible to cops, too. My plates expired in May. Every year I let the rebel side of myself off the chain long enough to see how long I can drive around with expired plates before they catch me. Eight months is my record so far. It helps that I drive a stealth vehicle, a silver Toyota Corolla. Completely invisible to cops. I could have a trunk full of cocaine, and attract no suspicion. Aside from the expired plate rebellion, I am a completely law-abiding person. What a waste of an opportunity to be a master criminal.

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