My deodorant has stopped working

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I don’t know why, but every month when I get my period my deodorant stops working. It hasn’t always been this way, but apparently my older body now makes inferior hormones which have messed up my body chemistry.

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Every month it surprises me. I reach to get something then suddenly I smell dehydrated onions. I check. Yep it’s coming from be, but seriously WTH. I don’t even eat dehydrated onions! I’ve changed deodorants, but staying within the natural non-animal testing ones. And they work great except when I start PMS-ing. I even try perfume and those period hormones eat right through it, I can’t even smell it after an hour!

I think it’s time to try something strong enough it has killed bunnies when my period comes along.

So this morning I tried a regular deodorant.

I no longer smell like dehydrated onions, but some nose wrinkling, fake, ‘spring fresh’ crap. GUH, this might be worse. I guess I would have to ask those around me, does the spring fresh scent travel as far from my pits as the onion smell?

I suppose I could try another scent, or maybe an unscented one. Do those even work??

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4 responses »

  1. I laughed at the title! I haven’t used anti-perspirant in years. I use deodorant, typically of the natural variety. It’s better for you, but it really doesn’t block everything like the oh-my-goodness-is-it-giving-me-cancer?! stuff. (The regular deo probably isn’t, but I’m paranoid about that stuff.) Let me know if you get an answer!

    • I know right- cancer or smelling like dehydrated onions! What a choice. I had someone tell me they use a mix a coconut oil with coriander oil mixed in- I’m going to try that I’ll let you know how it works 🙂

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